Displayed inside a display cabinet on the upper level of the MCG is housed a electric pink suit performed in by the entertainer. The concert in front of a massive crowd of spectators was seen as a triumph.
You might not enjoy Robbie Williams. Perhaps you believe he is the ultimate present to music known to man. Alternatively, you may hold a reasonable stance, acknowledging that some hits are fantastic while others are poor.
The point being is that entertainment can manifest in countless ways. Preferences differ. There is no universal formula to craft literature or even Test cricket.
The Incomparable Variety of The Test Format
The five-day game boasts peerless complexity. It is hard to think of another sport where the outcome is so dictated by the environment.
The weather, the hour of play, the cricket ball – the list is endless. Most important is the playing surface.
If the long game is art, the wicket is the canvas on which the players craft their legacy.
An Abstract Contest: The Melbourne Spectacle
The fourth Ashes Test between Australia and England was the game deconstructed, the great game taken to pieces and stuck back together in an unusual manner.
It must be stated this is not a endorsement of the surface which produced a win and the another short match of the Ashes battle.
Allowing excessive grass on the pitch, leading to a cascade of wickets being taken in less than six sessions, is not a fair contest between bat and ball.
A Varied History: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any idea this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be footnoted as illegitimate, is wide of the mark.
Test cricket is a rich tapestry, a long history and ongoing. Sometimes, as seen at the MCG, the ball does all sorts for the seamers. In contrast, it spins sharply on a dry surface. Sometimes, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it spits like a cobra.
The exciting finishes are particularly captivating owing to the time devoted in other matches.
Adjustment: The True Test
Specific conditions are tolerated more readily than others.
The argument in during the match was that the contest was tipped too far towards the bowlers. That the top batters were prevented from demonstrating their skill.
The format is about problem solving – assessing the wicket and adapting effectively. The top two individual scores were made by world-class players. One side was less disciplined than the other, and thus were defeated.
Pure Elation: For Those Who Waited
Attempt to convince the supporters who have suffered years of defeat that this lacked spectacle.
In one section of the stadium, countless fans celebrated and created an atmosphere, generating a carnival vibe in a heartland of Australian cricket.
There was belief as the fielding side dominated, advantage when players fought back, and unconditional love when the victory was confirmed.
Extreme Ends: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The venue has form with controversial surfaces. Eight years ago, a Test there featured a strip with all the life of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That fixture was a slog, with limited drama and endless boredom. The two-day game and that slow Test are polar opposites of the range – neither ideal, yet historical weight can be ascribed to each.
Deep into the series into the current series, it is the quick finishes that will live longest in the memory.
"Far from being the demise of Test cricket at all," commented a past champion. "Spectators who have been fortunate to see these 48 hours have been experienced some genuine drama. A unique show."
Baby Steps: Looking Ahead
In the build-up to this Test, the captain spoke like a man carrying the heavy burden on his back.
The players responded for him, bringing back the joy to his face.
New faces performed with crucial roles. These are small positives, not nearly enough to ensure long-term stability, but a foundation to develop from.
In the end, this triumph is added to other notable performances in meaningless games.
As the fans slipped away into a beautiful night, the team assembled on the turf to begin their own enjoyment.
Enjoy the drink, lads. You've earned this one.